Teacher Jokes

Happy teachers appreciation week! Tell these jokes to your teacher to brighten up their day.

Jokes by Cece parang, Sophia Parang, and Ducksters.


Q: why was the teacher always wearing sunglasses?
A: because it’s students were too bright!

Q: Why did the teacher like worms?
A: because they were book worms!

Q: why did the teacher want another brain?
A: to teach it!

Q: why were the teachers eyes crossed?
A: because he couldn’t control his pupils.

Q: why did the teacher go to the beach?
A: to test the water!

Q: If you have 5 oranges in one hand, and six in the other, what do you have?
A: very, very big hands!

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