Cat jokes

Jokes by Cece Parang

Q: why was the kitty scared of his mommy?
A: because he thought that she was a mummy.

Q: who is funny bunnies best friend?
A: funny kitty!

Kitty: knock knock!
Person: who’s there?
Kitty: interrupting kitty!
Person: interrupting kitty w-
Kitty: MEOW!

Q: Why did the cat not accept her litter?
A: Because she thought it was cat litter!

Q: what do you call a pile of cats?
A: a meowntain!